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God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
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Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

twitch-the-tiny:

xxjustsomebloggerxx:

thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

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Shine bright like a ‘gina

 THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.

Tumblr can be so interesting sometimes…

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zohbugg:

blindtank:

sanziene:

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I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA

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lesbeehive:

Les Beehive – Drew Barrymore by Ellen von Unwerth for Guess in 1993

breakfastburritoe:

*drinks water to avoid talking*

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vegaslegends:

                                        Well there’s that version!

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